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MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crops Grown:	7462	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

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lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

YankeeDoodleDont

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	1600
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyMissileWars

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Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9879
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	5906	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Players Killed by Monsters:	2098
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	171