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Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Towns Built: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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