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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7211 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
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