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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 555 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 133 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
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