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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3382 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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