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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7491 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
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