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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6401 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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