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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3488 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
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