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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2796 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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