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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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