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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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