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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3909 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
