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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7766 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?