Blocky McPhenotype | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Farms Harvested:	301
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	249	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	4203
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Votes:	1062
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Animals Bred:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7372	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9601	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1368	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1999
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	71
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Potions Brewed:	183
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!