Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

blocky, edfs, Edition, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, internet safety, McBlockface, online predator, red flag, red flag 14 year old, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag chad, red flag grooming, red flag hit on, red flag internet, red flag online, red flag online predator, red flag predator, red flag warning, red flag white, underage, white chad

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1366
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	171
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	559
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	133

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Emeralds Found:	9127	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	152

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	6638	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎