Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things!

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

Creatures, Curious, Mystery, Fluffy, Server

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

soulmates, romance, meant to be, Partners, love story

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

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Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Server, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Minecraft, Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

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Finn in Minecraft SMP Land

Observation, smp, adaptation, foreigner, Experience

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of encountering a Finn in your country – because who wouldn’t want to see that?! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures around every corner.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous llamas roam the land, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and reclaim your precious resources?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Pattaya, Minecraft, Phucket, sex industry, illegal activities

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a Thai city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.

But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

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