Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Potions Brewed: 123 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crops Grown: 8627

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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