Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 32 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

    AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

    Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

    So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

    LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server
    Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Villages Defended: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ores Mined: 1812

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

    Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Villages Defended: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Farms Harvested: 333 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4652
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY