New Minecraft Servers

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrustyCraft: HubbyFail

    TrustyCraft: HubbyFail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any nappy rash emergencies like this poor mom! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can trust your fellow gamers to have your back, even in the stickiest of situations.

    On our server, we believe in equality and teamwork, so you won’t have to worry about outdated gender roles like this husband. Our players are all about supporting each other and working together to conquer the Minecraft world.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to change a virtual diaper – but don’t worry, we’ll all be there to help you out and have a good laugh about it afterwards. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBizarreSociety

    BlockyBizarreSociety

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever stopped to think about how weird it is that we all just accept the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Like, imagine if that happened in real life – you’re just walking down the street and BOOM, your house is gone. Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TyrantCraft Minecraft Server

    TyrantCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds? yea, it’s pretty epic.

    plus, our server is, like, the only place where you can battle against evil tyrants who only respond to strength. like, we’re talking about taking down a dragon with just a wooden sword kind of strength. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and our server is so cool that even Starmer himself cited ‘Putin’s aggression’ as a reason to join. yea, that’s right. we’re basically saving the world one block at a time. so come join us and show those tyrants who’s boss. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPeace: NoSurrender!

    CraftyPeace: NoSurrender!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a parallel universe where everyone had square heads and talked in emojis. it was wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every friday night? players ride on giant llamas armed with diamond swords while fighting off zombie hordes. it’s like a scene straight outta a blockbuster movie.

    so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where anything is possible. just remember, when you see a talking cow, don’t ask it for relationship advice. trust me, i learned that the hard way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stellar Fusion Power – The Minecraft Server

    Stellar Fusion Power – The Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a high-field quasi-isodynamic stellarator for a prototypical fusion power plant but in minecraft form. like, imagine building a power plant in minecraft, but with a twist – u gotta fight off creepers and zombies while u do it. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. plus, the admins are like mad scientists who will blow ur mind with their redstone creations. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build some epic power plants together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP