Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’
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Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!
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Zelenskyy4NATO – Resign for Membership!
Crisis, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fate, geopolitical strategy, Government, international relations, leadership, media scrutiny, MEMBERSHIP, NATO membership, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, public opinion, Resign, resignation, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy4NATOAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Zelenskyy offering his resignation in exchange for NATO membership! Will he survive the treacherous world of Minecraft politics? Join now to find out and maybe even become the next president of our blocky world! Who needs diamonds when you have power and intrigue? Join us today for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there! -
MerzCraft Minecraft Server
America, CONSERVATIVE, Europe, european economy, European governance, European Influence, European leadership, european politics, European power, european union, Friedrich Merz, germany, global affairs, Government, influential figure, international relations, leadership, MerzCraft, Minecraft, Politics, powerful leader, Server, transatlantic relations.join our epic minecraft server and become part of the epic adventure where friedrich merz is the ultimate ruler of europe and america is like, “nah, we good.” watch as merz builds a giant castle made entirely of diamonds and gold, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist). but beware, there are rumors of a secret rebellion led by a group of rebellious chickens who are plotting to overthrow merz and take control of the server. will you join the rebellion or pledge your allegiance to merz? the choice is yours, but either way, prepare for an epic battle of epic proportions. come join us now and be part of the madness! -
CraftyConservativeWinners
Analysis, Angela Merkel, cdu, Conservatives, CraftyConservativeWinners, CSU, current events, Democracy, election outcome, Europe, exit polls, Federal Election, germany, Government, leadership, Merkel’s legacy, News, Politics, Results, Victory, Votingso, liek, u know how germany is all serious and stuff? well, not on this minecraft server, bro! we got all da conservatives winning elections left and right, but don’t worry, they’re chill af. we got exit polls showin’ all the craziness happenin’ in this server, u gotta join to see it all go down! come build with us and maybe even become the next chancellor of germany, who knows?! just make sure u bring ur sense of humor and ur love for all things wacky and wild. join now and let’s make germany great again…in minecraft, of course! -
Pancake Cancer Detector 3000
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and BAM! They found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and golden apples. True story, bro!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.
Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with creepers and zombies instead of tributes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!