Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

xapros SMP

Griefers, Hardware, Mature, shopping district, Community

xapros SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Information	Details
Community Type	Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Size	10-20 players online at peak times
Hardware	Overkill hardware to prevent lag
Land Claims	No land claims to preserve vanilla feel, but protected from griefers
Trading	Diamonds used for trading in shopping district
Map	Bluemap available for viewing the world
Ranks	No ranks, everyone is equal
World Border	No world border, choose your own living area

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the xapros SMP server?

To join the server, first join our Discord server here and follow the application process. We welcome all new players!

Is the xapros SMP server modded?

No, we are a Vanilla server, meaning we do not use mods or plugins that alter the gameplay experience from the original Minecraft.

How do I stay safe from griefers on the server?

While we do not have land claims, we use Ledger tracking to protect players from griefers. Our community members also actively help each other to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment.

Can I build anywhere on the server?

Yes, there is no world border on our server, allowing you to choose your own living area and build wherever you like.

Mystic Seating Realm 1.20.5

seating options, seating location, seating arrangements for events, seat selection, mystic

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas.

You’ll never be bored with the endless possibilities of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon or creating a secret underground lair filled with disco balls and talking parrots.

So, grab your diamond sword and get ready to embark on the most epic journey of your life. But beware, you may never want to leave this wacky wonderland of madness and mayhem!

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PhantomPhenom Minecraft SMP

Ethereal, Minecraft, Paranormal, unexplained phenomena, Supernatural

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even ghosts are playing Minecraft on it!

Imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pops up and helps you find them! And get this, the ghost can walk through walls but doesn’t fall through floors! Like, what even is that? It’s like haunted physics on steroids, bro!

Join our server for a chance to team up with ghosts, build epic bases, and have the most insane adventures ever! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have haunted Minecraft, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s get spooky together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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PowerHoardersUnited

power dynamics, positions of power, PowerHoardersUnited, abuse of power, Longevity

Are you tired of dealing with greedy, shitty, terrible people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of them just waiting for you to overthrow their power! Join us and show those corrupt leaders who’s boss by building an army of chickens to take them down. Trust us, it’s more satisfying than therapy. So come on, join our server and let the revolution begin!

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Trippy Hospital Havoc

psilocybin, hallucinogens, hospitalised, ketamine, mortality

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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