Blocky McBlockface | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	1611
Animals Bred:	186	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	7993	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dragon Eggs Found:	2099	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4057	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	77507	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchantments Applied:	159
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	253
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2190	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	551956
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	299	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8224	Star Shards Collected:	173
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	2047	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Items Found:	4974
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!