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BlockyNostalgia

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	593062

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	7990	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	5891

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	2234
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ores Mined:	9087
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2