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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1175 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7115 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.
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