Blocky Love Minecraft Server

affectionate, blocky, Bonding, Connection, deep, desire, emotional, Fulfilling, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, lovemaking, Minecraft, missionary position, passionate, passionate relationship, Physical, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfying, Sensual, Server, sexual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5462

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Zombie Dances:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2076	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	277	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mines Excavated:	1595	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	211	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Votes:	1685	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	1552

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	8606

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!