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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9907 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 149414 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
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