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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 590 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2207 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!