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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 760 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!