Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

#Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocky, Carnelian, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, Knights, KR, LEE, madness, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5032	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5339	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	265
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4720	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	133	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Towns Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	651	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3200
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6609	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Potions Brewed:	157	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	444	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.