so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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