so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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