Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Star Shards Collected:	273
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	740612	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	3821	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	1353
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8951
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Emeralds Found:	4878	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Living Shadows Defeated:	2