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MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchantments Applied:	258
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2461
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	905346	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2787	Emeralds Found:	4985
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	416	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crops Grown:	5989
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Players:	95/900	Votes:	4607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2