Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimension Hops:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	8302	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1406	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9684	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	236210
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5967	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

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Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9690
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3