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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	New Chunks Explored:	344227
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2249	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	8648	Enchantments Applied:	93
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Emeralds Found:	2955

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5200	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4711
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8178
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Runes Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7823
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	4412
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	273811	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

Players:	100/900	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1546
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0