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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	8868	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Animals Bred:	163
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	9794
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	71
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3590

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mines Excavated:	3861	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3829	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	6739	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4409	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	91/600	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2