Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	542
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Finger Fumble Craft

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Animals Bred:	164
Dragon Eggs Found:	626	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Star Shards Collected:	140	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chimeras Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3089
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
New Chunks Explored:	19212	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, blocktopia, contemporary art, creativity, cutting edge design, endless potential, Evolution, Forward Momentum, fresh concepts, future of creativity, groundbreaking work, Has everything good already been made, innovation, inventive thinking, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, modern masterpieces, new ideas, originality, progress, Server, unique creations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	132
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	616

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

20th anniversary, 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Cinematic, Class Sets, Community, EU guild, family, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Minecraft, MineFam, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, smp, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wowg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

anxiety, bad, bad review, chainsaw guy, chainsaw scare, childish reasons, customer complaint, customer experience, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, Edition, fear, Halloween, haunted attraction, haunted house, haunted house etiquette, haunted house review, haunted house safety, panic attack, review, scary experience, SpookCraft, Traumatized

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9453
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Potions Brewed:	20
Animals Bred:	122	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	127	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

#sustainability, agricultural practices, agriculture, Benefits, calcareous soils, carbon sequestration, CHOPPED, chopped straw incorporation, climate change adaptation, environmental impact, land management, long-term field experiment, Maize, maize-wheat rotation, nutrient cycling, researchers, Rotation, RothC model simulation, SOC stock, soil health, soil organic carbon, straw, study, subtropical mountain landscapes, wheat

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Craftfire Smp

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Animals Bred:	122
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!