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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2687	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ores Mined:	2108	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	7895
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crops Grown:	7172	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Items Found:	5753	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	5272	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	811831
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Emeralds Found:	868	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net