Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	625	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	134
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Farms Harvested:	704
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1039
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4374
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ores Mined:	1715	Enchantments Applied:	236

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Votes:	3728
Potions Brewed:	100	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6722
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.