Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1507
Star Shards Collected:	71	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	171
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4361	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	677845
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

What is the IP for Forever Nenaa Minecraft Server?

dandy, dandy’s world, dandy’s world funny moments, dandy’s world gameplay, dandy’s world roblox, dandys world update, indie game, Minecraft, Nenaa, roblox, roblox game, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Enchantments Applied:	55
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5561	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	107
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mines Excavated:	3248
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Falling into the Void:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2506	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!