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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2356 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 2001 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
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