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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3492 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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