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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9125 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7723 |
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