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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2419	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	285	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	150453
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Emeralds Found:	3778	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5755
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	101
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ores Mined:	1265	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	548
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	35
Star Shards Collected:	256	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	115	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	679240
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Votes:	3553
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0