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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1389 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3073 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!