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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3231 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 6131 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
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