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Players: |
109/500 |
Votes: |
765 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
10 |
Crops Grown: |
2120 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
5 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
2 |
Farms Harvested: |
999 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
3 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.