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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

SnapCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with clueless business partners who can’t keep up with your genius ideas? Join our Minecraft server where teamwork is optional and chaos is encouraged!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without someone nagging you to withdraw virtual money for supplies. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, without someone slowing you down with their incompetence.

No more eye-rolling moments when your partner messes up and expects you to clean up their mess. Here, you can unleash your creativity without someone constantly trying to work around you.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of dealing with clueless business partners. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where your genius is appreciated, not ignored. Let’s see if your partner can keep up with your brilliance in this Minecraft adventure!

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NoPartyNoProblemMC

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Are you tired of your family treating you like a peasant for 364 days of the year, only to suddenly act like you’re royalty on your birthday? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you are the queen (or king) every day of the year!
Join our server and escape the drama of your family’s forced birthday celebrations. Build your own castle, rule over your kingdom, and never have to endure another awkward family gathering again. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can focus on building your empire without any interference.

So say goodbye to unwanted surprise parties and hello to the ultimate freedom on our Minecraft server. Who needs a family when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Join now and live your best life, away from the chaos of family birthdays!

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CreeperCrafter69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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LadyCraftLichtenstein

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like Liechtenstein but ruled by a woman for da first time! She be like slayin’ dragons and buildin’ castles with her pink diamond pickaxe. U can be her loyal knight and ride on a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all da villagers go wild and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. Join now before the queen decides to ban all potatoes from the kingdom!

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Raw Charms

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Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

Server Overview	TTAC is a basic vanilla Minecraft server with an active community of friendly players and amazing builders. Players are encouraged to cooperate and are rewarded for bringing friends to the server. With a voting system in place, the server continues to grow and improve every day.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks, Worlds Backed up Daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, Cheating, Exploiting, Racism, Lag Machines, Threatening, X-Ray, Bullying, Clean Chat, Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give you an unfair advantage (cheating, hacking, X-Ray) are not allowed and will result in a permanent ban. However, mods that enhance gameplay without giving an unfair advantage are generally allowed.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on the server as long as it is within the boundaries of the server rules. Players are allowed to raid, steal, and engage in PVP activities.

3. How often are the server worlds backed up?

The server worlds are backed up daily to ensure that player progress is protected in case of any unforeseen issues.

4. Do I need to join Discord to play on the server?

While Discord is available for players to use and communicate with each other, it is not mandatory to join in order to play on the server. However, it is recommended for better community engagement.

5. Can I bring my friends to the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to bring friends to the server and will be rewarded for doing so. The server promotes cooperative play and building a strong community.

Hyped Indian’s Battle Debut 1.21

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching that Indian dude in the UFC getting knocked out in 19 seconds flat!
I mean, who needs competition when you can just get wrecked right off the bat, am I right?

Join us and experience the thrill of instant defeat, just like that poor Indian fighter.

No need to worry about actually winning, just embrace the chaos and have a good time getting knocked out in record time!

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PupKeeper420

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Join our Minecraft server and meet Otto, the legendary Dachshund who has been with us for years! He’s not just a regular dog, he’s a Minecraft pro who can help you dig up diamonds and fight off creepers. Plus, he’s part of our crazy Minecraft family, so you know he’s got some epic stories to share. Don’t let my daughter take him away, come join our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime with Otto by your side! Who needs a new chapter when you have a loyal Minecraft companion like Otto? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TrendyWord Minecraft SMP

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Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves dressed in tuxedos, ready to protect you from any pesky griefers or hackers. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like the Wild West, but with pixelated swords and potions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty lit. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a pickaxe to a sword fight.

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SuperCraftSundayFunday

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Who needs the Super Bowl when you can join our Minecraft server and watch epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and flying pigs? Forget about touchdowns, come score some diamonds and build a castle that would make Tom Brady jealous. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers. So ditch the football and come join the real action on our server!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.
come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?

we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

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CraftyTariffLand

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so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs? joining our amaze minecraft server, duh! we got more fun than a llama in a minecart, i swear. like, u can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. and the best part? all players get a free enchanted diamond sword just for joining. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers blow it all up, lol!

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Welcome to the server of the player Testgh server minecraft

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There are no rules

test2022ggh.aternos.me:51459

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VanillaEvolved

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VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	Server Page

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps! Seasonal will reset every 6 months and Noreset never resets.

Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose VanillaEvolved?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/Bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy gameplay
Friendly community
Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
Freedom to do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Can I switch between seasonal and noreset servers?	Yes, you can switch servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas within the server.
Are there any rules on VanillaEvolved?	The main rule is to not break any rules of the server, other than that, you have the freedom to play as you wish.
How can I get a unique in-game rank?	You can get a unique in-game rank by completing every advancement available in the game.

Eternal Quests 1.20.5

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Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the harsh reality of never being a woman, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got virtual femininity and grace for days, man!
You can build yourself a virtual castle fit for a queen and slay virtual dragons like the bad-ass warrior you are!

Forget about being a woman in real life, on this server, you can be whoever the heck you wanna be! So come join us and let your inner queen shine!

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CraftyWifeDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s girls’ night out? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this story.
Imagine logging in and discovering secret hotel rooms, mysterious guys’ names, and unexpected couple hangouts. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t be left out like this poor husband – join our server now for a thrilling adventure that will have you questioning everything. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in our virtual world? It’s a ride you won’t want to miss!

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