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Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zombie Dances:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3318
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	364260
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2395	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	31451
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defense system, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, civilian casualties, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, downed, geopolitical implications, international relations, investigation, Military Action, missile strike, MissileMayhemCraft, passenger plane, political tensions, Russian missile, security breach, Tragedy, Transportation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1139	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Star Shards Collected:	154	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND PLANE CRASHES LIKE AZERBAIJAN! FLY HIGH AND THEN CRASH LAND INTO OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DRAMA AND DESTRUCTION?! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	80
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	152	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14