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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Farms Harvested: 862
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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